ETM Stands For...

I saw an ad the other day for a band called ETM. The ad didn't say what ETM meant. Here are my suggestions:

Electric Turd Monkeys
Exercise Thigh Muscles
Elaborate To Madness
Emily Totes Maya
Epsilon Tau Mu
Eskimos Tickle Me
Employees Terminate Management
Everyone Tolerates Missionary
Evan's Tame Mullet
Estruaries? Too Many.
Estonian Tit Medley

AZT