No. No, man. Lord, no! Not in the least. Why would you even ask that? With Feist I clearly cited her carefree nature as making her attractive (but not hot). Gaga seems to lack endearing qualities. She puts on a contrived and possibly drug-induced act. To me, she looks like a Twisted Sister reject. I don't know. Some people may think she's hot. If Gaga is your cup of tea, good for you. But I'm a little wary of anyone who puts a diamond in her actual cup of tea.
If you could be reincarnated, what would you come back as? - Carol McCaslin, Jackson, MS
A house cat. When some people ask what kind of cat we have, I say "mean." And they say, "Well, it's a cat." No other creature gets off this easily. All house cats have a license to be an asshole. Our cat swats and claws at us if we stand to close to her, bites me if I don't feed her fast enough, and sleeps wherever she pleases. I've given up buying my wife flowers because the cat eats them when we aren't looking. The other day she was cleaning her anus. And when I say cleaning her anus, I mean that she was doing it with such glee that she was in there up to her third vertebrae. She paused the cleaning, looked at me, licked her lips, and went back to cleaning her anus. I took it as both a threat and an insult. I fully expect her to murder me in my sleep some day. And if that happens someone will say, "Well, she's a cat."
Let's say that you hadn't cancelled your run for president in 2016. Would you have been able to prove that you were born in the US? - Ray Stantelli, Trenton, NJ
I think I could prove that I was a natural US citizen. I have a birth certificate, but that may not be enough anymore. Both my parents were born in the US. A few of my grandparents were not born in the US, so I could have run into big problems there. I can't stand France, so that may help a bit. This whole "birther" movement is ridiculous. Donald Trump fronting this issue should be a clear indication of how pointless it is. Obama hasn't been a great president, but the guy has a lot on his plate. Do people really need to keep pestering him over birth certificate nonsense?
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While I enjoy some of the Lady Gaga music, I believe her twin is Marilyn Manson. If Hollywood in all their remake genius decide to do a live action remake of He-Man and She-ra, the musical I know who they should cast...two random white people you all look alike, but there will be fan fiction with MM and LG in the lead roles.
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