Friday, April 22, 2011

Scattered Thoughts

- I'd like to thank Prince William's receding hairline for receding.
- I'm going to start a new line of environmentally friendly cleaning products and call it "Mother Nature's Virginity."
- Don't eat chard. I don't even know what it is exactly, but what a repulsive name for a food.
- When asked my age, I'm going to tell people that I'm 32 and a half.
- The next person to use the word "fantabulous" is getting a karate chop to the larynx.
- This should have been one of my New Year's resolutions: Do something "jaunty."
- Bob Dylan, Paul McCartney, the Rolling Stones, etc are in their 60s and still do concerts. When he's in his 60s, will Snoop Dogg still be rapping about hookers and hoes?
- Flavor Flav is going to be Donald Trump's running mate. Snicker if you want, but prove to me that it's implausible.

AZT

1 comments:

SJB said...

But what is chard and why is it touching my meat? (too many jokes? or just one really good one)